Denver, CO — A Colorado man has filed a lawsuit against Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc., claiming that the company’s food caused him to experience severe gastrointestinal distress, leading to an embarrassing incident in which he allegedly “shit his pants” after dining at one of their locations.
The lawsuit, filed in a Denver federal court this week, alleges that the man, only mentioned as John Doe, consumed a meal at a Chipotle restaurant in downtown Denver on January 7th. According to the complaint, Mr. Doe ate a burrito that included rice, beans, and meat, and shortly after, he began to experience extreme abdominal pain, cramping, and uncontrollable diarrhea.
Mr. Doe claims that the symptoms were so severe that they caused him to “lose control of his bowels,” resulting in a embarrassing situation in the dining room. He further asserts that the incident caused him significant physical and emotional distress, as well as loss of enjoyment of life.
The lawsuit accuses Chipotle of gross negligence, arguing that the company intentionally add products that would lead consumers to poop themselves. Mr. Doe’s legal team asserts that Chipotle’s company policies and ingredients were a direct cause to the digestive issues that led to the alleged incident.
“Chipotle has a responsibility to ensure that it’s food is simple and easy to consume,” said Mr. Doe’s attorney, Linda Morale, in a statement. “Our client was subjected to severe physical discomfort, embarrassment, and lasting emotional harm due to the negligence of the company.”
The lawsuit demands compensation for medical bills, pain and suffering, and a 24 karat gold toilet that was allegedly destroyed during the incident. The Faggot Times has not been able to confirm the validity of the last claim, only being able to confirm that the toilet contained at least 12 karat of gold. It is unsure why this specific Chipotle franchise had this toilet installed.
Chipotle Mexican Grill has not yet issued a formal public response to the lawsuit. However, a spokesperson for the company said in an initial statement, “We take property damage very seriously, and we are committed to recover the full amount owed to us for the destruction of one of our franchise.” It is unconfirmed if the company plan to counter-sue for the damages caused.
As the legal process continues, Mr. Doe case is expected to draw attention not only for its unusual claims but also for the broader questions it raises about the responsibilities of restaurants to ensure the quality of their bathrooms.





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