Menlo Park, CA — Mark Zuckerberg, currently on the run from the FBI for armed bank robbery, has set fire to the Meta fact-checking office in their central headquarters.

Mark Zuckerberg, Meta Platforms, Inc. CEO and Founder, and “anti fact-checking extremist” is currently the main suspect in the arson attack on Meta’s fact-checking offices according to the FBI.

Mr. Zuckerberg broke headlines early last year after he committed armed robbery in the small town of Huckleberry, CO. While the FBI isn’t exactly sure why he chose Huckleberry for this crime, they suspect it has something to do with the CEO’s well-known hate for the state of Colorado.

“It’s our duty to maintain the unfiltered free speech that sustains our democracy, and that’s why Meta will no longer fact check on any of our social media platforms,” Zuckerberg posted on Facebook just a few hours prior to this incident.

The Faggot Times reached out to the FBI, Mark Zuckerberg, The Prime Minister of Norway, and a few random uncles on Facebook, all but one refused to comment, one of the uncles sending The Faggot Times a photo of their nude genitalia with a kissing face emoji.

The Faggot Times will keep you posted on this developing story, maybe.