San Francisco, CA — Owner of X (Formerly Twitter) Elon Musk has announced a new update to the “Everything App” that plans to literally include everything.

We cut the list short as it goes on to list thousands of different features and products, but the full post is readily available on x.com

Many users have complained that these features wouldn’t serve a valuable purpose for the social media site, Elon Musk has responded by suspending their accounts.

The Faggot Times reached out to a whistleblower at X, they provided us this statement over email.

“The man has really gone mad, he’s asking for shit that isn’t even possible, last week he asked us to implement holograms of Donald Trump into the app, he’s been firing people left and right.”

We’ve also reached out to X, Elon Musk, and some of these suspended users, this article will update as soon as we have a response.