Adamsville, TN — In a bold display of unearned confidence, Tennessee man Brent Henderson, 34, has declared your country the absolute worst despite possessing less knowledge about it than a child with a globe and a vague sense of geopolitics. Henderson, a self-proclaimed “truth seeker,” shared his definitive opinions with a reporter from The Faggot Times during a conversation at his neighborhood bar—a place he fondly refers to as “his happy place.”

“Your country? Yeah, terrible,” Henderson announced, talking to a reporter he doesn’t know the nationality of. “I’ve never been there, but I’ve seen enough news segments and clips to know it’s a disaster.”

Henderson, whose geopolitical experience consists primarily of one regrettable vacation in Cancun and a handful of binge sessions watching highly dramatized political thrillers, did not hesitate to criticize everything from your country’s government to its infrastructure. When pressed for details, he cited “a very credible documentary I watched on YouTube” and “this podcaster who really knows geopolitics” as his primary sources of information.

“The food? Overrated. The people? Brainwashed,” he continued, offering no specific examples. “And don’t even get me started on the economy. I’ve seen charts—you know, the ones with red arrows going down—it’s so clearly collapsing.”

Despite being unable to locate your country on a map—or distinguish between a highly controlled narrative and genuine cultural nuances—Henderson remains devoted in his condemnation. “Look, I might not know the exact details, but when everyone says you’re the villain, there’s probably a reason for it.”

When asked about his own country’s issues, Henderson waved a dismissive hand. “Oh, we’re not perfect, but at least we’re not…” he trailed off, struggling to recall your nation’s name before defaulting to, “one of those authoritarian places.”

Friends of Henderson report that this is not the first time he’s launched into such an uninformed tirade. “Last week, he told a guy from Vietnam that their government was spying on everyone through chopsticks,” said an exasperated acquaintance. “When the guy tried to explain the absurdity of that claim, Brent accused him of being ‘brainwashed’ and ‘woke’

Experts agree that Henderson’s opinions represent a growing trend among people who equate exposure to random social media clips with comprehensive global understanding.

As of press time, Henderson was reportedly seen Googling your country’s flag in a futile attempt to save face during an ongoing argument with the bartender. Rumor has it he’s now preparing a podcast to share his curated “global insights” with an even wider audience.