
Washington, DC — Mother Nature made her stance abundantly clear this week, as she plans to deliver a cold snap to Washington, DC, perfectly timed to coincide with President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony. The weather led to logistical nightmares, requiring the inauguration to be moved indoors.
“It’s as if the Earth itself is protesting,” said local climatologist Dr. Nina Gale. “We’ve seen freak weather events before, but this level of petty precision is unprecedented.”
This isn’t the first time Mother Nature has seemingly weighed in on political events. From torrential downpours during controversial speeches to hurricanes coinciding with poorly timed climate change denials, she’s made it clear she’s got opinions—and she’s not afraid to show them.
However, the timing of this cold front feels particularly personal. Experts speculate that Trump’s history of dismissing climate science may have finally pushed Mother Nature over the edge. “When you call climate change a hoax, expect consequences,” Dr. Gale noted. “Mother Nature always claps back.”
President-Elect Trump was heard by our elite snipers talking to members of his team.”This cold, folks, this tremendous cold—the likes of which nobody has ever seen before—is probably the coldest ever. But, you know, we’re going to fix it. We’ll do everything so that the people of America can appreciate this great ceremony.”





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