At midnight tonight this Tuesday, September 30th, the U.S. Goverment will likely shut down due to the Democrats refusing a spending bill that would allow Republicans to become “Super Racist”.

“It’s the big, even more beautiful bill and these left-wing extremists still don’t want to vote for it” said Donald Trump in an interview. “They say that the 750 billion dollars in ICE is too much, I said that’s not enough for me. They keep saying to fund healthcare but what we really need now is more racism not more healthcare.”

Speaker Mike Johnson says he didn’t really mind the racism and only wanted the paycheck. “They can arrest anyone as long as I get paid.”

This would be the 3rd government shutdown under President Trump which he says is “absolutely not his fault, those democrats wants ridiculous demands.” The previous shutdown in 2018 was also due to the Republicans funding 5 billion dollars directly into racism, which the Democrats didn’t enjoy because they couldn’t do it themselves.

This is a developing news.