Samsung announced Monday that their Research and Development team has recently made a breakthrough technology in bomb-making

“We were just there with our Samsung Phones and our Samsung Buds and our Samsung Ring when we just realized we can all make them explode randomly,” says one of Samsung’s Research and Development employees, who didn’t want to be named for their breakthrough discovery some reason. “We are revolutionizing the art of sneaking bombs through TSA.”

This is a follow up to their critically acclaimed Samsung Galaxy Note 7, where users could have a one-in-a-lifetime chance to get permanent damage.

At this time no deaths were reported, but Samsung has promised that their efforts won’t go in vain.

Their new devices will be announced next year with “more performance, more AI, and more small parts in order to maximize damage.”